Thursday, May 14, 2015

Spring Cleaning: Bag of Bones Cheetos

**clears voice**

Hello everyone! It has been far to long since I've last pounded away on the old keyboard and posted some sort of (stupid) new content. This seems to happen every year... a combination of being burnt out from pushing through so much "holiday material" and then hitting the January lull of absolutely nothing interesting happening.

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I think I've finally made it past those those post-Christmas blues and am ready to return to do, uhh... whatever it is that I do around here.

Today's post comes brought to you by the fact that I am hoarder of stupid shit and am currently trying to sort through this mess.

Point in case, Cheetos Bag of Bones from Halloween 2014. One of the many things that I purchased with the intent of writing about and then never actually got around to writing about. Story of my life.

Since today has been a particularly cloudy, rainy day and I've got my copy of John Carpenter's "Lost Themes" playing off in the background, I can think of no better time that now to write about leftover Halloween goodies.

Also, I've been looking at this dumb bag of Cheetos on my floor for like seven months now and am really looking forward to throwing it in the trash. Even if it is always-sort-of-Halloween at my household.... this particular piece has overstayed its welcome.

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I feel like we all sort of take for granted just how strange of a holiday Halloween really is. It's easy to do when all of a sudden every trip to the supermarket is filled with bats and bones, pumpkins and bloodshed.

I'm sensing a really strong Tim Burton / Corpse Bride vibe and I like it. Bonus points are also awarded for Bag of Bones Cheetos basically encouraging you to play with your food.

Taking a step back from it all... isn't it pretty amazing that for one month out of the year we get to eat Cheetos shaped like disemboweled skeleton parts? (hint: it is)

Within the next few weeks I will be rolling out some decidedly summer themed articles and posts but in the back of my mind... I am already thinking about the 2015 Halloween Season!


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